Since "Angels & Demons" depends on a
split-second schedule and a ticking time bomb that could destroy the Vatican,
it's a little distracting when the Camerlengo, a priest entrusted with the
pope's duties between papacies, breaks into the locked enclave of the College
of Cardinals and lectures them on centuries of church history.
These men, many of them elderly, may face death in
minutes, which the Camerlengo knows. The Commander of the Swiss Guard thinks he
can evacuate the Vatican and the hundreds of thousands of faithful waiting in
St. Peter's Square in 15 minutes before an explosion vaporizes "a big
chunk of Rome," but frankly we in the audience think a lot of monsignors
back home are going to receive promotions real soon.
Since very few plot details in the film are remotely
plausible, including its desperate chase across Rome, the history lesson is
excusable. Having been told about the long war between the church and the
Illuminati, and religion and science, we are grateful for the briefing, even if
the cardinals already know most of the history. This kind of film requires us
to be very forgiving, and if we are, it promises to entertain. "Angels
& Demons" succeeds.
It's based on a novel that came before "The
DaVinci Code" in Dan Brown's oeuvre. Prof. Robert Langdon (Tom Hanks) is
at Harvard when he is summoned from a swimming pool by an emissary from the
Vatican, and flown to Rome to face a crisis. Earlier, we learned, a rare,
sealed vial of anti-matter was stolen from the CERN Large Hadron Collider in
Geneva, and a note taking credit comes from the Illuminati, a secret society
that has long hated the Catholic Church because of the days when it persecuted
Galileo and other scientists.
A "popular and progressive" pope has just
died. The cardinals have been summoned to elect his successor. Four of them,
the preferati, the favorites to be next pope, have been kidnapped. They will be
executed in succession at 8, 9, 10 and 11 p.m., until the battery on the
anti-matter vial runs out of juice at midnight and the faithful will see more
than a puff of white smoke above the Vatican. I don't recall if the Illuminati
had any demands. Maybe it just wants revenge.
In that case, why hide the vial at the end of a
trail that can only be followed by clues discovered or intuited by Professor
Langdon? Why not just blow up the place? What is the purpose of the scavenger
hunt? Has it all been laboriously constructed as a test of Langdon's awesome
knowledge? Are the Illuminati trying to get even after Langdon foiled Opus Dei,
another secret society, in "The DaVinci Code"?
I don't know, and, reader, there is no time to care.
Langdon uses his knowledge of Illuminati symbols to follow the trail though
four Rome churches. He has uncanny luck. He spots and correctly identifies
every clue, even though they're very well-hidden. Just as well, because one
dungeon overlooked or one statue pointing the wrong way, and he loses. For his
companion, Langdon has the beautiful and brilliant Vittoria Vetra (Ayelet
Zurer) from CERN. Her father was murdered in the anti-matter theft. Her purpose
is (a) to explain that the battery will indeed run down, (b) request her
father's secret journals from Geneva, although they are never read, and (c) run
along everywhere with Tom Hanks, to provide him with urgent conversation.
Meanwhile, there is intrigue within the Vatican and
lots of red herrings among all the red hats. The young Camerlengo (Ewan
McGregor), the adopted son of the late pontiff, joins the professor's desperate
quest, as does the commander (Stellan Skarsgard) of the pope's protectors, the
Swiss Guard. Inside the conclave, Cardinal Strauss (Armin Mueller-Stahl) is in
charge of the election. Because of his sinister mien (I love the phrase
sinister mien), German accent and absolutist views on church tradition, he
seems set up to be a suspect, since the progressive pope's death may have been
an inside job. (I forgot to mention that there has also been time to exhume the
pontiff's remains and discover evidence of poisoning.)
All of this happens at breakneck speed, with little
subtlety, but with fabulous production values. The interiors of the Sistine
Chapel, the Pantheon, churches, tombs and crypts are rendered dramatically, the
College of Cardinals looks both (a) very impressive, and (b) like a collection
of elderly extras from Cinecitta.
The film by no means tilts the conflict between
science and religion one way or the other. The professor is not religious,
indeed seems agnostic, but the church, however, is not portrayed as
anti-science. Galileo would be happy that there is now a Vatican Observatory.
If the Illuminati are indeed scientists, they would better employ themselves
not avenging ancient deeds, but attacking modern fundamentalist cults.
The professor has a fascinating exchange with the
Camerlengo, who asks him if he believes in God. He believes, he says, that the
existence is God is beyond his mind to determine. "And your heart?"
asks the priest. "My heart is not worthy." Agnostics and believers
can both find something to agree with there; director Ron Howard does an
even-handed job of balancing the scales.
So good, indeed, that even after Howard accused the
church of refusing him access to Vatican locations, and although the dependable
William Donohue of the Catholic League has attacked his film, "Angels
& Demons" received a favorable review from the official Vatican
newspaper L'Osservatore Romano, which wrote it is a "harmless
entertainment which hardly affects the genius and mystery of
Christianity."
And come on, Ron: Would you expect the church to let
you shoot a Dan Brown thriller in the Sistine Chapel? Get real.